and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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