with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
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