My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
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