its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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