Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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