Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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