sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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