But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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