On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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