do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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