i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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