Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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