i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Cover your peen. We're going out.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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