He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
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