you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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