we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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