Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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