we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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