I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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