It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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