I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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