are you still at the devil's house?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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