also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I want to be your penis for a week.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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