I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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