What a fucking waste of an outfit
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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