are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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