"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
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