No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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