I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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