Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Randomize
