Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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