Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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