Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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