Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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