hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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