The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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