another moral hangover. fuck.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Randomize
