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Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Mom said you looked used
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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