im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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