Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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