quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
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Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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