To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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