he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Randomize
