Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
