Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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