Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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