She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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