I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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