I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Do plants get herpes?
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