Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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