Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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