I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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