these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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